Archive for August 25, 2009


>Loved this diet!

>Breakfast

1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey’s kiss

Afternoon Tea

1 The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner

4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack

1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That’s why I had to pass this on, I didn’t want to risk it.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog does. Pee on it and walk away.

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>I’m not having such a great day

>After oversleeping and not getting to work until 8:10, I then realized I had no more oatmeal. I went across the street to get an everything bagel with cream cheese. Which he didn’t have, so I had to have one with butter *yuk* and it was burned.

My annoying co-worker is back from vay-cay and wasted no time getting back on my sh** list. A good thing that happened is I got a seat by myself on the MetroNorth train.