Archive for April 6, 2009

>Quick post

>I was not feeling good earlier, that is why I posted what I did about the excuses. I have not used any of those myself just in case you were wondering. The driving ones I can’t use cause I take the train. And my boss would so definitely accept #12, NOT!

So now that it is time to hit the sack and go beddie bye, I am feeling good. But I am also falling asleep, hopefully that will translate into a good nights sleep.

See everyone tomorrow.



Here are 12 of the most outrageous excuses employers have heard for being late to work:

1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

2. My husband thinks it’s funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.

3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn’t find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.

5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.

6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.

7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn’t rabid.

8. I feel like I’m in everyone’s way if I show up on time.

9. My father didn’t wake me up.

10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.

11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.

12. I had to go to bingo.

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