>I am a real dork.

Example No. 1.

I thought I had a scratch on my eyelid. For about a week, give or take a few days, I was putting Vaseline and Neosporin on it, then one morning I was looking at it and said to myself, “That’s not a scratch, that’s eczema!” My doctor told me it would come back with the cold weather. So now I am putting that medicine on it and it is clearing up.

Example No. 2.

I got an e-mail from the Yankee Fan Club that Joe Girardi was going to be signing autographs at the AT&T store in Time Square. So I went there and planned to get an autograph and tell him something, and all I said was “Thank you.” For the full story, complete with pictues you will have to go to my MLB blog The Foxx Loves the Yankees.