“Q: “What has recording alone taught you?”
Paul McCartney: “That to make your own decisions about what you do is easy, and playing with yourself is very difficult but satisfying.”

“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” – Mark Twain

“I think that ‘Clueless’ was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it is true lightness.” Alicia Silverstone!

“A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.” unknown

“RENTAL CAR: The only *TRUE* all-terrain vehicle”. –known – but unidentified
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Today’s Featured Humor: -) – -Things That Are Difficult to say When Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious

Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK

“Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex”

“Nope, no more booze for me”

“Sorry, but you’re not really my type”

“Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?”

“Oh I couldn’t, nobody wants to hear me sing….”

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